The Dog Ate Her Checkbook
Mistakes are a normal and natural part of everyday life, don't you think? So why do we think we're supposed to appear perfect?
No need to answer. It just seems like a rather odd human habit. So much easier to blame anything that goes wrong on the dog.
So here's the thing. What if the dog really did eat your checkbook? I mean, it's possible. Especially if you had one of those snappy little leather covers. And what if he was really looking out for your best interests?